Regina: I’m not looking for a heart to heart.
Snow: I’m not sure that’s physically possible.
Once Upon A Time, Bleeding Through
You officially have a less damaging relationship with my mother than I do, and you killed her.
Regina, Once Upon A Time, Bleeding Through
You know something grandson? Let me tell you a secret. You’re not a very good mover, really. But from the very beginning, I was doing this for you. It’s yours. Have fun.
Zeek giving Drew the Pontiac, Parenthood, The Pontiac

You know, when you’re not such a pain in the ass you’re a pretty sweet guy.
Camille Braverman, Parenthood, The Pontiac
What’s up, Coach? You have so many sweatpants! You need to buy normal pants!
Jess, New Girl, “Big News

He’s prone to violence, impulsive and has a hook for a hand. What about him would a 12 year old boy not like?
Regina talking about Hook, Once Upon A Time, “The Jolly Roger