What’s up, Coach? You have so many sweatpants! You need to buy normal pants!
Jess, New Girl, “Big News

He’s prone to violence, impulsive and has a hook for a hand. What about him would a 12 year old boy not like?
Regina talking about Hook, Once Upon A Time, “The Jolly Roger
No matter how much you wish you could go back to your old life, you can’t.
 - Hook, Once Upon A Time, The Jolly Roger.”
If my mother taught me one thing, ‘Never bring your heart to a witch fight.’ Something you’d know if she hadn’t abandoned you.
Regina, Once Upon A Time, It’s Not Easy Being Green
I think my mother would have told me if she had a love child with the scarecrow.
Regina, Once Upon A Time, It’s Not Easy Being Green
I am both excited and terrified! I’m gonna grab another beer.
Adam, Parenthood, Cold Feet